Fångad av en stormvind

Summer is comming! But before that we have springvibes! Everyone gets happy and excited. Also the stores start celling icecream again. We don't have that luxury like the Finns we can buy icecream all year long. So we are happy again. Also most Dutchies dream to go en mass to the westside of the country to lie down with hunderds of others while sunbathing. Yeah the Dutch are getting happier and happier. In al this excitement we all forget the one thing which is as everlasting in the Netherlands as the air we breath: WIND!

We have wind when we go outside to

• walk
• run
• crawl
• bike
• roll
• drive
• swim
• jump
• travel by train
• wink
• smile
• cry
• confront the snow
• face the rain
• fly
• complain
• study
• make pizza
• dig
• drill
• work
• die
• give birth
• to be born
• play
• kill
• chop a tree
• wank
• fuck
• rape
• murder
• help
• safe a life
• get sick
• get better
• come out of the closet
• get dressed
• go on a date
• have a drink
• going out
• pass out
• die out
• get extincted
• baptize
• have periods
• climb a tree
• reclaim land from the sea
• ride a horse
• fare
• eat
• drink
• all the other things you can do outside

So as you can see we are always confronted by the wind what ever we do outiside, no matter how small the given task is. Wind is always there in our life. So don't get mad if we don't feel the wind in your country. Our wind is sometimes strong enough to knock us from our bike or tipple over a truck. We are also not familiar with the concept of no wind, also the idea of having no wind at all scares us a little. Even we will never ever admitt it. We just say we hate it and secretly adore it. As with winds, to hate is to love.

We dont like the wind what is comming from your ass, that kind of wind you can enjoy when you are alone. But please, not with us We are not that much of a wind lovers.