Dutch nightmares

The blog is inspired on the recently trent on social media, Finnish nightmares. You all should check out her blog: http://finnishnightmares.blogspot.fi/. But I was wondering what are the horrors we Dutch face when we encounter a foreigner or go abroard? What are our nightmares?

• People realise that we speak better German then we pretent.
• People realise our English is far more worst then we say
• We can't put sweet stuff on our sandwiches
• A foreigner has basic knowledge of Dutch
• People from other countries then the commonwelth of nations are idolate of the Brittish royal family
• People who don't find our Queen Máxima gorgous
• Foreigners who think that the Netherlands are a province of Germany
• Americans who think we speak German and let Dutch characters speak German in their movies
• Weed and prostitution are the first thing people think of when talking about the Netherlands
• People not knowing we are host to the international criminal court.
• That it's in The Hague like the international palace of peace and all countries contribute to the construction of it.
• Explaining our educational system to a non Dutch speaker.
• Have to explain the diffrence between Belgium and the Netherlands.
• Foreigns who don't get our fontness or the colour orange.
• People who don't like LGBT's
• People who don't talk about sex and related stuff.
• Seeing each other naked
• Too polite foreigners.
• People who don't get to the point.
• People who show their emotions instead of talking about them.
• We are constantly checking if our money is well spend and people think we are greedy because of that.
• The semi final of the Eurovision Song Contest. Will we get pas it our not. Most Dutch don't like the thing. But they all how close we where to the final. Or our placing in the final.
• The European and World Championsship of football as a whole. Somewhat we always end up traumatized by it.
• Encountrering a fellow Dutchie on holiday. We go abroard to avoid them...